Well believe it or not, the house is finally ready for the carpet. It is coming tomorrow and then we will be moving back home.
OH. NO. My mom's phone just rang. We have come to a screeching halt...
Mom: "Rob I am not in the mood for funny stuff. Now give it to me straight. Just give me the bad news first."
Rob: " The guys started cutting the carpet this morning and it is defective."
Mom: "WHAT!!!! What do you mean defective"
Rob: "Well, there is a white line running down the middle of the roll. The whole roll."
Mom: "And what's the good news?"
Rob: "The mill will give you 10% off."
Mom: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I just dumped my entire life savings into this house, lived in a hotel for three weeks, and now you want to put carpet in with a white line down the middle? You're kidding, right?"
Rob: "That's what I thought you'd say, but I had to ask."
Mom: "How long before you can get it replaced."
Rob: "Two weeks - three tops"
Oh Boy, My mom is steaming mad. Gotta go now.